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USF

[delila @notdelilaa]

Just remember not everyone has the same heart as you

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Laughing with a friend) so what should we laugh about next

[Lone star grim reaper @Y2Kam__]

Parmesan crusted dubai chocolate protein packed glp-1 gummy

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[garshmo @garshmo]

Certain numbers I won’t press on a microwave like 9

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

just explained who snookie was to my 11 year old French cousins and they asked “is it based on a true story?”

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents

[Mael @shutupmael]

7 times 3 is 21. Fuck yes

[vm ❊ @tentwentysixpm]

can’t we just invent new quaaludes? don’t we have the technology?

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

white people be asking the hairdresser for Layers

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

white people be like are you guys in line

[♰ @reeceollld]

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

[5am @fxzkshvt]

dude i’m going home i can tell ur on tylenol

[Amir @boyists]

It’s vintage forever 21 but ok

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Dick Van Duijn captured the exact moment a squirrel stopped to smell a flower

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

🤎🤎🤎

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

I would’ve made for such a good fucking cat I’m devastated

[k• @luvrgrrrl777]

“why is your ass so big”
i’m sorry.

“double cheeked up”
i’m sorry.

“that’s a dump truck”
i’m sorry.

i’m sorry.