Della

i did it all for the nookie

[Della @notdella]

@shahmwow Relatable caption

[Della @notdella]

😮‍💨

[Edward Brooke-Hitching @foxtosser]

A little love story - Edward James, patron of the surrealists, was so besotted with his wife, the dancer Tilly Losch, that when he saw the trail of wet footprints she left up the stairs after her bath at Monkton House, he had them woven into the carpet.

[trash jones @jzux]

my healing journey is over ❤️ i’m not healed i just got bored

[Della @notdella]

@shahmwow Yes

[Della @notdella]

@shahmwow Ooo

[Della @notdella]

@shahmwow Ok wow where and how was it?

[🇵🇸 Permanent Intifada 🇵🇸 @heyMAKWA]

i'm not going to link any of them here, for a variety of reasons, but please be aware of what is probably the deadliest AI scam i've ever heard of:

plant and fungi foraging guide books. the authors are invented, their credentials are invented, and their species IDs will kill you

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

i don't have another talking phase in me bring me my husband now

[🦋بيتا @bitajoudaki]

Is it ok to dress ugly and weird for dates

[Della @notdella]

@shahmwow Nooo

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t make it tonight i’m hanging out disrespectfully with women in unstable places from my wild recent past

[Della @notdella]

@dieworkwear portuguese men been on it

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

When ChatGPT was tasked with generating over 1000 jokes, 90% of them were the same 25 repeated over and over.

[Della @notdella]

@kristoferthomas So frugal to waste $11.99 + hours of labour

[Della @notdella]

@chrisfluming ding ding ding

[Della @notdella]

🥴

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Della @notdella]

@shahmwow God I wish that were me

[Della @notdella]

The car culture in East Van is immaculate. In one block I've seen a waifu covered Civic, a Land Cruiser, a Ford Fairlane with a Betty Boop, and a right-hand drive Mitsubishi Delica 😘👌

[Della @notdella]

@shahmwow just landed in Van 🥲🌧