Derek Carson

Simple Man | habitual line stepper

[Richard Fitzwell @CBSDickFitzwell]

This is unbelievable. You guys are drinking like this is some throwaway night up in Rochester.

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

@cryptosamuraiHQ @NFL_DovKleiman jj mccarthy??

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Horrible news out of Minnesota. Can’t believe they still let women drive.

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

You will be rejected at the gates of Margaritaville

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

Can dyslexic people read the word dyslexic?

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

@RobbyBerger C.J. Spiller 2012 season

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

Some people are born to be tied down some people are born to be free

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

@LemonLamplight @freezynrewards I’m on the same page as this guy

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

@freezynrewards I double dog dare you to give me all of them

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

Act like you’ve been here before man

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

Like a fool I always am and I’ll aways be

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

You know I hate to advocate drugs and liquor or violence and sanity to anyone but it my case it works

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

Last name? I’d rather not say. My brother’s in politics

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

Too weird to live and too rare to die.

[allie @alleiigh]

I for one am shocked I feel like shit after drinking for 23hrs

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

@notfredkitchen Wyd tonight

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

Sunglasses inside if you’re cool

[Derek Carson @notderekcarson]

This first beer tastes like 29 more. #thebigdance