william shakesqueer

I Am The Beep Of All The Meeps

[william shakesqueer @notdevon17]

i work with kids. the other day one of my 5 year olds ran up to me and said:

“MS. DEVON! did you know boys can marry boys and girls can marry girls?”

he then proposed to another boy who responded “I’m gonna snuggle you!”

kids are living proof that hate is taught, not inherent.

[Lilly Sparks @lilly_um_sparks]

Bringing up my special interest the perfect amount at friendsgiving

[fag daughter🐦‍⬛𓅨 @fag_daughter]

Waiting for a job interview and they have graciously provided several orbs for me to ponder

[asc 🦥 @ascinhiding]

@brndxix elon

[reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb]

diplomats can sign a little agreement in paris, as a treaty

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

He is filling the world with his garbage I hate him so much

[william shakesqueer @notdevon17]

@rukialoafer wait can i see the meme tho 👁️👁️

[claire type 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @clairebetweetin]

I STOLE (adopted) A CHILD (she is a cat) FROM PRISON (petsmart) WHERE SHE WAS HELD (napping) FOR DECADES (she is 9 m/o)

please congratulate me on my heroism I did so good look her face

[sandra⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ @InejGhafa_17]

this would have been jesper fahey if netflix wasnt a coward

[william shakesqueer @notdevon17]

@RileyAlbarn @amateur_drunk @redrum_panda i feel this, all of the “guys” i’ve dated came out as some sort of trans during our relationships 💀

[william shakesqueer @notdevon17]

@sgtmajorette @AnAngryOpossum @cittagazzedust this song has randomly popped into my head a few times a month for quite literally my entire life

[Soham @king26_sk]

your 20s are all about repeatedly rediscovering basic facts like "I feel better when I wash my face" or "eating breakfast is actually a great idea"

[william shakesqueer @notdevon17]

@sadeadekugbe i’ve felt like this for years and i never knew other people experienced it too 🤝😭

[william shakesqueer @notdevon17]

@BestElda78075 while i greatly appreciate the sentiment, i’m a little confused- this thread is just me rewriting the famous “to be or not to be” speech as a “to gay or not to gay” version

[william shakesqueer @notdevon17]

To gay, or not to gay, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of gay fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of straights
And by opposing end them.

To die—to gay,
No more;

[william shakesqueer @notdevon17]

@Bluessketchbook @quackgak @sadeadekugbe went to the replies to find these because same. but i’m very glad that there are good fathers out there. even if it’s not fair that some of us didn’t get one

[william shakesqueer @notdevon17]

someone accidentally texted me “to gay” instead of “today” and this was the result because my brain is a strange place

[william shakesqueer @notdevon17]

For in that sleep of gay what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us gay—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so gay life.