Donavan

just shit or get off the pot

[Donavan @notdonavan]

💔

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

NEW LOOK SPIDA 🕷

(via @wojespn)

[Donavan @notdonavan]

Twitter and I are friends again

[Donavan @notdonavan]

Tryin' to Win Tickets to Dirty Heads with Sublime w/ Rome and Atmosphere w/ Cypress Hill at #RioTinto Enter Now & we'll bring the crew. https://t.co/He33gULZH8

[Donavan @notdonavan]

I feel like a child at work. Today I asked my Captain, “hey after we do chores tonight to do mind if I work on some homework before dinner?”
It also doesn’t help that my co workers are the same age as my parents...

[Donavan @notdonavan]

I can’t tell if my headache is from having too much coffee or from not having enough coffee.

[Donavan @notdonavan]

Today after yoga class two girls complimented me on my flexibility, it’s safe to say I’m a real yogi now.

[Donavan @notdonavan]

@nedie_15 May I borrow it, pretty please. 🙏🏼

[Donavan @notdonavan]

If anyone has a Hulu account I could borrow that’d be greaatttt.

[Donavan @notdonavan]

@jaydenselmos @jazzteamstore @utahjazz @vivintarena @BIG_benny95 Don’t out me in front of everyone!

[Utah Jazz Team Store @jazzteamstore]

🔥TICKET GIVEAWAY🔥

We’re giving away 2 lower bowl tickets for Friday’s @utahjazz vs. Wizards game!

To Enter:
1️⃣ Follow @jazzteamstore
2️⃣ Like & Retweet
3️⃣ Tag 2 Friends

(Winner will be DM’d Friday by noon)

[Donavan @notdonavan]

@jaydenselmos Finally some solid advice.

[Donavan @notdonavan]

I just need someone to tell me how to get rid of the bags under my eyes.

Sincerely, the 22 year old that looks 37

[Donavan @notdonavan]

Quick PSA for the people of Twitter: don’t go to strip clubs, they will try to swindle you out of all your money.

[ΞM🖤 @Em_kellyyy]

Thankkkks @notdonavan

[Donavan @notdonavan]

@jaydenselmos I know what you are but what am I.

[Donavan @notdonavan]

@jaydenselmos Good to know you conservative asshole 😑

[Donavan @notdonavan]

@jaydenselmos It was one time... your door was unlocked

[Donavan @notdonavan]

Fav to go drive the alpine loop today