Dave P

If i'm not jumping in puddles then i'm playing professional hopscotch

[Faces Magazine @facesottawa]

Its back - #tickettuesday RT this to win 100 level club seats to @Senators home opener Thurs. #facesfreebies

[Dave P @notdp]

Bored on the way home from MTL
#IAMHOT and #25KSELFIE

[Dave P @notdp]

@OttawaSSC "Hey #OSSC, I want two tix to see @alliancefilms Act of Valor!"

[Dave P @notdp]

I just used #Shazam to discover Sorry 4 The Wait by Lil Wayne. http://shz.am/t53666090

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

OH COME ON! This is definitely a viral marketing clip from Wal-Mart itself. So transparent: http://bit.ly/k2HLZX (via @SouthCackNeezy)

[Dave P @notdp]

I like potato salad

[iPhone in Canada @iPhoneinCanada]

RT @stevenrojas: Your screen has a cr.̸̸̸̸̸̨̨ack̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨ in it!

[Dave P @notdp]

@Rilebone Im soo disappointed in them right now. I cant eat, cant sleep, my hair is falling out. What will I do if they don't turn it around

[Dave P @notdp]

@MHerlihey_10 today is the day I beat level 26 of #tinywings #sundayisfunday

[Dave P @notdp]

@Rilebone This sounds like the messages i get from your drunk ass...http://t.co/TlvJj6L

[The Fat Jewish 🦩 @FATJEW]

This joke will never be not funny: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? DR. DRE

[Dave P @notdp]

expectations are disappointments under construction.

[Dave P @notdp]

I like to arrange events with people on Facebook then cancel on them

[Dave P @notdp]

The tech slang 'app' was voted the 2010 'Word of the Year' Friday by the American Dialect Society beating out (cont) http://tl.gd/856i3s

[Dave P @notdp]

Can you believe that it's almost 2011 and I still don't know how to Douggie!!

[Dave P @notdp]

They find Nemo! #SpoilerToAMovieThatNoOneCaresAbout

[Dave P @notdp]

RIP Pat Burns (58)

[Dave P @notdp]

This song smells like a Graduation - Weezer - Memories http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Fq3U_FjYc&feature=player_embedded#

[Dave P @notdp]

There is something about a teams fans desperation, that makes me want to see them FAIL more

[Dave P @notdp]

THE PERSON WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS