TNA was founded when I was 20. I was having sex, Jake. You should try it sometime.
But for now, it’s time to lock the door and leave your musty, Dorito-covered ass outside.
Enjoy your night, ya fuckin weirdo
I’m not gonna stand there and let a guy stand inches from my face talking crazy about my wife and kid while he’s dressed like Dutch van der Linde.
At the very least, fabric is getting ripped