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"club sports is the final event of the evening".... more like NUT SPORTS !!!! HA HA GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE AN ENZO SLICELASKDJGDGJK

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Luke being #DukeEnraged about t-shirt funding is kinda....hot (?)

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IT'S THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR............ANAL BUDGET!

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we out here funding board games and coffee #change #progress #revolution

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did
@smokefreedreamman and @kushdaddy prep for this vote with face masks orrrrrr?????

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u know who smokes on campus...............ultimate zaddy tallman trask 😶😶😶

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smile if u think u gonna be president

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When we find out that @kushdaddy has a 24 hour email response time #yougotofficehours? 💦

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alternate "worst things" schoenfeld has ever had to "comment on"

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“my job is to talk” ....... BITCH SIGN ME UP

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#faceoftheuniversity mike schoenfeld has been holding a business card precariously this whole 👏🏻 damn 👏🏻 time

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take a shot every time a nominee says "frugal"

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more like foWACK, amirite? ha ha i'm sad and lonely

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i would like to motion to rename this school #lukeuniversity

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me: the chronicle is annoying ultimate zaddy #steveyb: i mean 90% of my articles were wrong when i was a student reporter too

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late night text from ultimate zaddy #steveyb: don’t be ☹️be🙂🤗come over

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WE BACK. buckle up sweeties. xoxo, not dsg ;)

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Pour one out for #SenatorTuranchik. The lone wolf cries out one last time

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WEEEE OOOOO WEEEE OOOOO @Abhi_Sanka sighting at SENATE tonight!!!!! "This is f***ing weird" -Abhi on his way down to speak about BoT #f***

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Sources close to @DukeChronicle reports there were 6 pages handwritten by #PrezDickyB about Michael Norwalk in #PrezPrice's briefings