NoTechBen

@benthompson's not about tech tweets. Mostly NBA (esp. Bucks), mostly unhinged. Giannis stan. #TheFiefdom. Patron saint of @goatnbapod 🐐

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

Giannis lost in the first round because Giannis was injured.

Jokic lost in the first round when Ant was injured.

[Kirk Henderson @KirkSeriousFace]

One of the most unfair parts of Technocrat Silver’s relentless drive towards the middle. I hate the Thunder and I want to keep hating them with changes that make sense, not ones driven by fucking Quickbooks.

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

What is the point of Perkins. Can’t even pinch run!

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

Hey Mr Presti, when you trade for Giannis to stop Wemby you’re gonna need to throw in an extra first if you want us to take on Chet’s horrific contract.

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

@mdotbrown Ten Foot TMac is excellent

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

It was fun while it lasted

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

Turns out you make more shots when you don’t fall down on purpose

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

Turns out you make more shots when you don’t fall down on purpose

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

What a great win

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

That’s some great base running from Yeli. Wow

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

At least Rengifo’s bat makes up for the fielding

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

Again I ask, what happened to the promised monologues?

[J. Kyle Mann @jkylemann]

bob costas, i don’t expect this tweet to reach you but i pray that it does—

we need you to bring the heat with a game 7 intro monologue

summon the juice

heal this nation

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

@TraMurr2 Yep

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

Why is the visiting team wearing white

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

It used to be the bottom 5 teams that tanked.

People complained about Philly, so the odds were flattened, resulting in the bottom 10 teams tanking.

Now the “solution” is to incentivize teams 7~16 to tank, but hey, the bottom five teams will try harder? Yay?

[Sam Esfandiari @samesfandiari]

I think i speak for all NBA Fans when i say making impulsive decisions to change lottery and divert attention during one of more compelling conference finals in recent memory is great leadership personified

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

@Ralph_MasonJr @kylewilkentdb Cheers 🤝

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

This is the single dumbest idea in the history of the NBA. It does nothing to address the issue at hand and further kills any possible route to team building, beyond the issue of retroactively punishing teams. When will escape this reign of technocratic terror?

[Sam Esfandiari @samesfandiari]

Congrats. No one will ever trade a pick again. Good job silver

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

@Ralph_MasonJr @kylewilkentdb The original tweet was about traded picks and retroactively screwing Memphis. You said it was one of the dumbest things you’ve seen in your life. Now you’re talking about something completely different than the original tweet

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

If I were a Memphis fan I would quit the NBA. Changing the rules 3 months after they traded their best player to retroactively devalue the pick they acquired is dirty pool.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The NBA's Board of Governors vote passed 29-1 -- with the Memphis Grizzlies as the lone vote against the new anti-tanking lottery reform, sources tell ESPN.

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

Why do the Brewers have so many game off the beginning of the year and then inevitably play 18 games in 14 days in August