Eily

interminable dross

[john @johnsemley3000]

waiting for Robert Eggers' The Crëture Froym the Blac Lagoun and Robert Eggers' Abbotte & Costelleo Meten the Mummïe

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I love the World Cup… currently eavesdropping as a woman explains to a Norwegian family that everyone here was quite sad after 9/11. They are very polite, nodding attentively

[Eily @noteily]

Why have all the dog people at the park (doodle owners) decided that letting your dog play with a ball is a bad thing

[Eily @noteily]

Standing on the slidey metal plates that link the cars together on the subway is weeeeeee until you step on a mans toe :(

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

I hate meeting people who were raised by cool parents. ohhh you grew up listening to your dad’s record collection. fuck you. I had to invent Lou Reed from first principles

[Eily @noteily]

Made my lamb collard green and ricotta pasta too salty and had to omit the olives. A loss felt by all

[Eily @noteily]

Carrying on luggage is for chuds and that one george clooney movie ruined everything had

[Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J]

I'm always embarrassed that i kinda like everything at urban outfitter

[Eily @noteily]

Wish someone would come strait down my hormuz

[Eily @noteily]

Hummus cottage cheese and pickled jalapeño sandwich

[Eily @noteily]

Why is the trailer for the most anticipated fashion movie of the last 20 years centred on valentino rock studs

[Eily @noteily]

The deicing fluid is sublimating and entering the plane in amounts that vastly exceed “negligible” or “insignificant”

[Eily @noteily]

Today a lady got her entire body thrown like a ragdoll (into me) by a regular braking event on the subway and i didn’t have time to react because i was scrutinizing the irregular clipper bite marks the bottom of her DIY power bob

[Eily @noteily]

Sans serif like we’re not a serious goddamn nation

[J Hunter🍁 @MrJoKeR604]

Why were some people triggered by Canada's new passport? I just got mine and it's a nice design, am I missing something? 🤷‍♂️

[Eily @noteily]

Buford Pusser

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

When Buford Pusser’s wife was killed, his story was turned into the 1973 movie ‘Walking Tall.’ But a new report from investigators suggests it was all a lie.

Read the story: https://t.co/t24750sMpr

[Eily @noteily]

Really disturbing that you can just find out nearly two years into your relationship that someone’s idea of getting a snack at the corner store is two Big Turk bars. What the fuck