🦈 emaline 🦈

how do you pronounce your name

[🦈 emaline 🦈 @notemaleen]

GREAT 👏 GRANDMA 👏 LAPINSKI 👏 DID 👏 NOT 👏 EMIGRATE 👏 FROM 👏 POLAND 👏 @ 👏 SIXTEEN 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 MIDST 👏 OF 👏WWI 👏 FOR 👏 THIS 👏 SHIT

[🦈 emaline 🦈 @notemaleen]

@morrigan_txt I’m so ready

[🦈 emaline 🦈 @notemaleen]

@morrigan_txt What’s your opinion on the sexy robots

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/nMoN7N7jNe

[🦈 emaline 🦈 @notemaleen]

THERE IS AN ACTIVE SHOOTER RIGHT NOW IN MY HOMETOWN

HOW MANY HAVE WE HAD THIS YEAR????

DON’T TELL ME IT ISN’T ABOUT GUNS. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

I think it’s really annoying that as an adult I’m expected to pretend that I don’t want to buy every stuffed animal I see. Ridiculous.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

You think after 11 years of marriage you really know your spouse, and then last night I found out mine uses his notes app by keeping EVERYTHING - grocery lists, reminders, birthday present ideas - in ONE LONG NOTE

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking

[Jenny Trout @Jenny_Trout]

they keep saying "they'll take our guns!"

i wish they fucking would. where are they? get at it. TAKE. THE FUCKING. GUNS.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/jOQzTgyIH1

[🦈 emaline 🦈 @notemaleen]

get 👏 rid 👏 of 👏 the 👏 guns 👏

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

[SherryP @sherrye22]

@baddestmamajama I will not watch Lord of the Rings because every time it comes up in conversation men get dopey looks in their eyes and wax philosophical about it. They're trolls and elves or some shit, right? I'm too busy for that.

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

Real quick why are all movies 3 hours now

[🦈 emaline 🦈 @notemaleen]

how is every Madrigal family member a different facet of my personality

[🦈 emaline 🦈 @notemaleen]

another Emaline and Andy movie night

tonight, finally “Encanto”

[🦈 emaline 🦈 @notemaleen]

today in news that completely missed me, they’re rebranding M&Ms?

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

The Covid Eras:
-Tiger King
-Sourdough
-Push-Up Challenge
-“Is This A Cake?”
-Bernie Meme
-Delta
-Pretending the pandemic is over
-“CDC said…”
-Wordle