mode d'emploi

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

"pain can mean bread but pain can also mean pain and it's important to know where you stand where these matters are concerned"

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

"shuttle"

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"prez, ceo, uhhh bossed up you might say"

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

u can't even ask who gives a fuck about this bc the average uk resident's primary concern as regards the prime minister is what his ‘go-to greggs order’ is and im frankly sick to death of it

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has revealed his go-to Greggs order is the Sausage, Bean and Cheese Melt

[Mysterious Semblance At The Strand Of Nightmares @BigGulpAmerikan]

Would be funny if that thing started desperately gasping for air, pleaded with you to put it out of its misery, said “I love you,” etc. after you put salt on it.

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

"do you feel it yet? the pain?"

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What most people don't realise is that even though they're patient – and we all know who they are – that doesn't mean they take their time. They take yours instead

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

"the headquarters of a fictional charity called vehicles for comedy"

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

"we're floating ideas"

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

"mass appeal to me doesnt appear as anything to gloat about"

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

"this must be the grand scheme of things we hear so much about"

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

@hikingshawty you must be enormous

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@heartmorgue based

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"my boy don't play but that don't mean he's dull"

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

Unspoken horrors found on the submarna forum

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clearpill: Pepe's sun is really setting

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

more coffee now

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

my DS will arrive soon

[mode d'emploi @notenoughglass]

mental illnesses don't exist