Eli

When she touch yo stingaling 🐝

[𓏲ּ𝄢 @wntrclairo]

they’d kill eachother over this

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

What kind of fuck ass country has multi generational school shooting survivor families

[laurita ✮ 𖣠 @lauisabelll]

engraçado que todo mundo quer gelo mas ninguém quer por água na forminha

[navarro @nvvarroo]

cuando finalmente lavas la ropa y todas tus prendas favoritas vuelven a estar disponibles

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

When you high as hell but someone knocked on the door so you gotta lock in

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

ANSWER THE PHONE BITCH.

[CENTAURO @Octavio_01]

Hacen coches que vuelan y no pueden hacer una licuadora que no haga ruido.

[Jindu✨ @jindu__]

Pausing a movie to rant to your invisible audience about how stupid that character is >>>>> 😭

[WIBBLE BIBBLE @toensures]

Just tried to kill a fly with a closed fist and successfully punched my yoghurt across the room

[ezana 🇪🇷 @ezanabrah]

niggas delete instagram and think they become Socrates

[Chaté 🧊🦉 @Chatnovski]

There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭

[Jere ඞ @int_21h_]

Saqué el celu mientras estudiaba para usar la calculadora y me metí a twitter

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Explaining to a woman what she did wrong is like trying to have a serious conversation with a 6 year old.

[xavier gavin @noahm9n]

german dirty talk legit be like gefällt dir das baby? ich will schlappen your meaten until du must call the krankenwagen....

[Quez @thehuncho_]

Oh?? I was talking bout pussy

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

women are genuinely evil

[TRINGL3 @alexthird95]

Just told my class I had family issues and the guy who's always a dick to me supported me

[m𑣲cèo @maceomarzotto]

when tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow i was just in the fcking air