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piss merchant

[ty @noterfsty]

@elliecrowsell I suddenly know how to play guitar

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

my timeline all day

[#1 stuff haver @braveandstrong6]

My heart literally breaks for gay guys that they have to watch what they eat before sex. Girl homosexuality is so much better in this way. My ex gf and I would hit the chinese buffet and then get crazy. I'm so sorry seriously

[ty @noterfsty]

I don’t watch football really but I can’t stop thinking about that blonde twink with the really fat ass

[pururú 🇦🇷 @pururudireita]

ni con la fuerza gravitatoria de un agujero negro sacarían mi lengua del culo de este twunk

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

evil and unfortunately my type

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[tyla woakley @ilygaruka]

id never "play" in my butt bc its no laughing matter to me

[ty @noterfsty]

@djmaodeplastico Had the same exact experience after you

[itsy bitsy spider @stxvxn_8381]

scrolling past the raunchiest porn in my bookmarks to find a stupid gif

[φ🕊️ @bjorkspears]

fucked a guy in an open relationship and now his boyfriend requested to follow me on insta

[daine @notdaine]

type of guy that asks you for a cigarette the second your boyfriend calls you a bitch on text

[ty @noterfsty]

@djmaodeplastico

[ty @noterfsty]

@djmaodeplastico If you go back to Brazil I’m calling in a bomb threat

[ty @noterfsty]

I had to hide the Spotify app from my home screen, ugly ass fuck ass design

[Mr B @laziolabubu]

Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon

[Jack Jokinen @JJFromTheBronx]

This is how I look when I’m trying to find a cigarette at a wedding

[g @34rths]

I'm going to have so much fun in life even while carrying all this heartache in my body

[tori 🦋 @torrriiiaaaa]

THEY WENT TO THE MOON AND CAME BACK SAFE RAAAAAHHHHH

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if I laid an egg once i don’t think id mention it. maybe under my breath at a party a few years later

[Nem @Nemzsi]

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold