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Buy me yarn so I can knit stuff | 6.29.14

[anna @charliekclly]

DANNY DEVITO DEFEATS HOMOPHOBIA

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden, you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you.

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Since Pope Leo XIV mentioned this in encyclical, this means if your employer is pushing you to use AI, you can cite religious conserns as a reason to not use it at work

[haley @notericandree]

@MorganE07969703 Okay, Larry lol is this a curb your enthusiasm episode??

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

happy Mother’s Day <3

[viviana 🫀 @chipilonita]

crazy alcoholic guy across the street is flashing a strobe light at a police helicopter and yelling “get outta my airspace you fucking pigs” and i do in fact have to give it to him this time

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

I would rather starve to death than work for the company that made the rocket that killed this child, and I don’t understand anybody who doesn’t feel the same way

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

90% of the time, this is the dynamic

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

another day off work as a child free adult… I might throw an impromptu party tonight, hmm

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

if you can’t do your job without chat gpt then you can’t do your job

[Juancho @Kitsunenruana]

El veterano de Vietnam que fue al Superbowl cuando empezó a ver que las matas les salían patas y se movían:

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

watching sex and the city is basically agreeing with samantha, annoyed with carrie, feeling bad for miranda and rolling your eyes at charlotte.

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

Reading all the info boards at an aquarium so thgat the fish know I care about them

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

and for the lady, perhaps a gun?

[grovy @grovymango]

I live my life with the mindset that I have a fat ass. Whether I actually do or not does not matter

[Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream]

A face of full of Botox not believing in vaccines.