ERick Burns

yeah, been rocking this jewfro since '97
my brother @GiveMeABeej is so soft
Parody Account I am not the real Eric Burns

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, follow up tweet: took swimming lessons all summer in preparation for twice the amount of flooding I'll be causing for the girls at H-M

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, one sport wasnt enough for me so now along with soccer I've decided to put the football team on my back as well this year #MVP

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, would say Id tear STGay a new asshole in my lax game but Im sure they already did that to each other in the locker room #pregameritual

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

@Colin_Sally @NielsenZack @AustinPowell105 @Conrad_Fox26 yeah, the only truck the matters is the one I'm banging your girl in

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

@Colin_Sally @NielsenZack @AustinPowell105 @Conrad_Fox26 @RicDic28 yeah, who let all these #fehgets blow up my newsfeed?

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, don't care how cold it's been this winter I'm always rocking bro tanks everywhere I go cause I'm #thedefinitionofdefinition

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, it's my birthday you know what it means #lineup #birthdaybeejs

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, throwback Thursday I was a fuckin G since day one

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, now that I've reached all-star status taking the team to the next round I will be receiving all types of #DOME #lineupbitches

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, couldnt tweet last night after the tsunami of ass that came after I put the team on my back scoring the game wining geno...fuckin hero

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

@JessBonfe yeah, don't know why you're laughing that jewfro has been making panties drop since '97

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, if anyone wants to work at $5 pizza hmu I need someone to shake my d and wipe my ass for me at work cause I run that bitch

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

@NielsenZack @AustinPowell105 yeah, while you two were at Applebees getting half priced apps I was gettin half priced ass at the strip club

[Rad🤘🏼 @Conrad_Fox26]

#ManCandyMonday ;) @RicDic28 @notericburns

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, tonight's homecoming bout to be a great time all the bitches should know on the dance floor I don't just grind, I vibrate #HC13

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, not playing anymore the fehgets or cadets or whatever they're called can't keep their hands off me being this sexy comes at a price

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

@TheRealT_Flip yeah, damn right havent been able to tweet n shit since mom and dad sent me to bible camp for telling them to fuck off again

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, and damn right were out of uniform those stupid HM polo shirts can't even show off my triceps I'm fuckin jacked

[ERick Burns @notericburns]

yeah, first day of school today gonna wheel so many bitches it's not even funny

[Danny Dolan @double_Ds22]

@MnBattlesGoalie Fav for Andrew Sprang's hair (BSM) RT for Casey Ryan's attempt at Sprang's hair (Hill-Murray)