WARNING: I'm into weird stuff. If you're here because you found me on another post non-fetish related, please don't look at my posts... or do, I'm not your dad.
@tklsfm@FlouryPads He also refuses to acknowledge he is the problem here and tries shifting the blame. Like I told him everyone finds him annoying and he responded "No, they love it. Everyone loves baba chops. What if they hate you?"
Dude is delusional; in total denial. You can't reason with him.
@FlouryPads He got dat smug sushi cat ":3" mouth, lookin' at you like he knows how huggable he is and that you can't actually get to him or his giant plush paws.
And speakin' of his paws, I like the one on the right more, personally. I just enjoy the simpler cartoon-y design over more detail
Expie Expie Expie Expie Expi-
I wanna hold, squeeze, snuggle him until he can't think anymore, and I wanna have him in my lap and rock him back and forth while giving him head and chin scritches! I wanna fondle his ears and knead his plush feet until they're mush! GIVE HIM TO ME!
@FlixWick You KNOW the second that these experiments reached the public, people would be raiding these stations and stealing these lil cuties for themselves or lynching the scientists. I know I would.
BECAUSE I NEED THE BOI CUDDLED AND SMILING HAPPILY IN MY ARMS NOOWWW!! ;-; Non-negotiable
@thebatstory___@Soarfloh Bro SAME! Every time I see a post I want a game dedicated to JUST taking care of one, or even a whole pack of them and giving them all the love and care they deserve. Making sure each one is properly satisfied and giving them your whole heart. NOT WATCH THEM GET TORTURED AND DIE!
@ir0sucks Why does Expie need a plushie? He's ALREADY a living plushie!
A plushie that shouldn't be in those caves and should be CURLED UP SNUG in my lap and peppered with kisses until he falls asleep. To be rocked back and forth and sung a lullaby while he nuzzles in deeper. NOT in caves!
@Watch_maker_YH DANGIT!! Don't leave the boi alone to stew in his dark thoughts! Poor thing needs a caretaker to cradle him and coddle him 24/7! Wrap him up in blankets and smush his floofy body against yours and give him lots and lotsa scritches! Whisper all those sweet words into his ears! ;-;
@FlouryPads Yeah, I get'cha. Like the people after you haven't even been the creeps they warn about.
At this point, I'm almost positive if I tried standing up for you against them, I'd be called a pedophile because I'm a 19 year old that's friends with a 17 year old that makes paw art...
@maxadisasta SQUEEEZE the squishy floofy plushie! Kiss kiss kiss dat face until he's drunk with luv, then itch his big velvet ears until he falls asleep! Hold him gently and close to your body while assuring you luv him, and BRUTALLY EVISCERATE anyone that DARE try and take him away from you!
@luna_fa_da AACCKKK!!! GIVE THE BOYO A BANDAGE NOW!! Bring him back up to the surface IMMEDIATELY and chuck the scientist down there instead! Wrap the boi in blankets and keep him in bed at all times! No stress and pain allowed for cutie floofy creatures! Just endless cuddles!
@ir0sucks Damnit, give this boyo a hug!! I want nothing more than to snuggle and pamper them their entire life, these poor things! Endless kisses and ear scritches for the cute floofy creature!
I will KILL for this species! I will DIE for this species!