Jon

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same day

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

Analog clocks are so easy to read because all you have to do is see how much circle you have left until the next circle.

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

Look, this is social media so yeah I'm skeptical about how genuine everything from that German Freddy guy is, but I will say I met German tourists last summer at a 4th of July parade in Belle Fouche, SD of all places, and they were by far the most genuinely exited people there.

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

If ai were actually useful it would do things like help me find the metal measuring-stick that I need for a project that I can't find in my house

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

PK Subban, big fan of The Strokes?

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

this rocks

[Colorado Eagles @ColoradoEagles]

Chase Bradley gets a breakaway goal as soon as the penalty expires!

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

They're trying really hard with those Threads posts these days, but they will not break me

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Baja Colorado

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

Oakley eyewear is overpriced, but unfortunately also very good

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

@MapleLeafs2020 @Ondrew10 @NathanGraviteh I'm sure they'd argue it doesn't have the same effect. Also, it's extra effort they wouldn't want to put in when they can just force us to watch the product they have already produced for us

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

@PuckReportNHL Sorry Gary, some of us actually watch the games not just the box scores. This is like having a deserve-to-watch-o-meter

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

Ideal viewing experience. Tremendous.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

Yes, I'm sure all the people who want Bednar fired know better than... *checks notes* ...JOE SAKIC

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Doesn’t matter at all

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

@ThoughtCrimes80 Texans probably

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

@avsfortheW Right? Criticism has it's place, but our guys are our guys until they're not our guys anymore.

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

All music exists on a scale of Jack Antonoff (wow I could make better music than this) to Angine de Poitrine (I'll never be anywhere near this good)

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

you want me to pay attention to detail? the thing the devil is in?

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

Myles Garrett is getting traded to the Rams so that Chloe Kim can stay in California and doesn't have to go to Cleveland

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

or over the top, lol

[Jon @NotEvenPhysics]

Nothing more satisfying than watching the guy with a thousand stutter-steps in his run-up put his penalty wide