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[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Happy 80th birthday Mr. President 🎉🎀

[wade @normalguy824]

If Mexico wins let’s hit up our exes

[javi 🇧🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇰🇷 @IAmTheVibes]

Girlfriend doesn’t even tell me she’s hungry anymore she just tells me if she doesn’t eat soon she’s “going to become evil”

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[miia @miiagarro]

you’re in his DMs

i have him blocked

you will understand in time

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[Beto @Bet0o0o0o]

Going to Joe’s to find some trade

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

men will ruin your day and then send you an ig reel

[On Jah @jahswu]

If you see me hitting this shit at CRSSD mind ur business

[tex @texmeplease]

let’s get lost tonight we could watch cake boss tonight

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

He didn't ask me to be his otter for otter day. #noticing

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[mika @mikasagrada]

As vezes eu me atraso pq eu fico assim por muito tempo

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you've been scrolling through social media and suddenly remember you're at work

[EO @_ezeokolorie]

Me digesting Drake 3 albums in 1 night

[vic @CountOnVic]

3 albums is insane how am I supposed to learn all them lyrics in one day

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

Apparently, “Morning, bitches” is not considered a “team-oriented greeting” at work.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo