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shoutout edrice adebayo

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@LilTuzzyy

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I’m delaying marriage to see if I can have a threesome with with Sydney Sweeney and Ana de armas

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

LeBron James is delaying his decision to see if his suitors can acquire Anthony Davis or Kyrie Irving, per @KevinOConnor.

Wowwww. 🤯

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Miami Heat are now looking to hire a Director of YouTube Strategy 😅

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These retards wanna make a historical adaptation for a book that is as real as my chances to crack Margot Robbie

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Elon Musk says he’s down to fund Mel Gibson with $100 million to make a historically accurate adaptation of The Odyssey

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@skii0903 Didn’t even see Kyler😭😭

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I could’ve made a better list picking out of a hat blind folded

[PMT Stats @PmtStats]

50 Days until the NFL season begins. So I have ranked the top 32 QBs

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@skii0903 There are 4 players ranked between him and the MVP runner up

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LEAVE ME ALONE FAKE RICKEY

[Rickey scoops @RickeyScoopsSzn]

BARKING UPDATE:

LeBron James will be signing with the Miami Heat in the next 48 hours.

Expect Jonathan Kuminga to get traded to MIL in a sign and trade soon after.

CLE is in the cuck chair.

#nbanews

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Giannis says he doesn’t plan on recruiting LeBron to the Heat:

“I don’t think I’ll pitch anything to him. I feel like in his career he always made good decisions. That’s what history has shown. Everywhere he’s been, he’s won. If he believes the Miami Heat organization is a good decision for him and his family he should make that decision.”

(h/t @TheHeatCentral)

[Nue @Nuecents37]

Dr. Doom as soon as he sees Professor X

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What about 3 white monsters before noon?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: American Heart Association reveals drinking up to five cups of coffee per day may lower the risk of stroke, heart failure & type 2 diabetes.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: American Heart Association reveals drinking up to five cups of coffee per day may lower the risk of stroke, heart failure & type 2 diabetes.

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@woke_sheep_ 🤑🤑🤑

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

The Odyssey in IMAX vs. regular screens.

So much of the film is lost on a regular screen.

Nolan did a disservice to the majority of viewers who don't have access to IMAX.

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He is NOT going to Philly

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

LeBron James:

“What's most important is that I want to compete. I want to compete at a high level. I want to join a franchise that shares the same model as myself. That's like practicing championship habits every day.”

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Aaaaaand it’s all over my screen

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

The jersey reveal y’all have been waiting for…

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Giannis
Steph
Bron
KD

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

2021 Steph
Bubble Bron
Nets KD
2021 Giannis

Rank them 1-4 🍿

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It’s so obvious he’s going to Miami I’m so tired of people trying to push other teams that don’t make sense

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

The Warriors are getting the impression that LeBron James is going to sign with a team in the East.

(via @MarcJSpears)

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@amongcarterboys @pleasejustcover