NOTAKS1stXV

in no way affiliated with AKS first team

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

fact - only Worsley has the password

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

Rugby&Hockey night out tonight. See you in town. #jakesstillapussy #initiationsapproaching #lethegamesbegin ...

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

Max 1 Becca 0, #bencelebratingthehit #owendeckedit #hackettisamanmountain #curtsbetterthanemily #mollyisaslag well done to Mollie n Becca for carrying the girls team... #ohsorryiplayforengland #oneluckygoal

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

Boys vs Slags today, 1:15pm start on the astro, be there or be square.... come to watch the girls get embarrassed... #emilybeware #watchyourheadsgirls #hacketthasalethalshotonhim #captainMaxBuckingham

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

Stonyhurst 7s today, 1st and only 7s tourny this year. At least we’ve been training... #riprosslyn #niceoneholmesy #bringbackworsley #jakebrownplaying ?

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

Not at Aks we take great pride in our tackling. Our tenacious 1st team players train relentlessly to perfect their tackling technique and we owe this years proud success to the phenomenal efforts our squads displayed this year. #unluckymax #lancsreject #georgegotbounced #unbeaten

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

After driving for about a year we arrived in the shithole that is wales for our last fixture of the season. About time we got a fucking win, all down to the man mountain’s boot and the return of Curtis who has come back from a vagina injury #bringon7s #nightoutplanslooming ...

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

Despite not winning a game we are in the Lancs plate semi final vs Liverpool College, Wednesday KO 2:30pm, come and watch us for another licking, Max top try scorer (7), will Ben catch him up (5) ?.. Will hackett get bounced again? #minge Will Jake brown make his debut? #fanny

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

Away days at Ripley entailed Max securing top try scorer #benscured Reece broke the hunchbacks shoulder #sinbin Owen reckons he’s hard but he’s just a wannabe Jack Clayton #jadesgotawideon Holmesy kicking off at the ref #jonesywouldvebangedhim #harveysrecoceredfromshaggingahorse

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

Runshaw today, competition for top try scorer #neckandneck, Max got decked, Olly scrapped 5 lads, Owen buried a mutant, childo bounced joe hall #unlucky Owen can kick? #whoknew Hackett with a monster hand-off PS RUNSHAW PLEASE HAVE A SHOWER YOU SMELL LIKE ACID #debuttweetforhack

[ryan evans @ryangaevans]

i’ve hEARed good things

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

Hackett left his phone on the bus... MM/LG🤷🏼‍♂️

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

1 try down against Hutton #whothefuckarethey Bunch of inbreds but the birds are fit #dosinthechangingroom Wouldve won if max wasnt being a little bitch face, Kasim got bounced #shaguftaspeng captain couldnt get a hatrick #pussy Marshall is a nonce #jakesapussy #returnofsamfisher

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

Unfortunate loss to Stony yesterday, but their birds are grim anyway so we’re not arsed. JHayden is a warrior, Moorey promoted to waterboy. Trytime from newcomer George-Severus-Snape. Last man loves it #hackettisamanmountain #fearthehaymaker #jakesatwat #ryansbarnetsstillshit

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

Just found @jake_brown2000 ‘s phone...

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

7 hour drive to Hogwarts, poor turnout from the older boys #forfeits. Yr 11s stepping up, Frank Salt making hits? #fitsister. Ben captain #rigged #hackettcured. Try time from Walton. Max smashed a little asian boy #gaypride. Stony next week.. #fearthehaymaker #missingkingworsely

[ryan evans @ryangaevans]

Huge good luck to the @AKSSport 1st XV today in the first game of a long season, time for some lads to step up and be counted!

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

1st game✅ owen captain? #whatthefuck hackett, ben and max bagging the first tries of the season, harvey got bounced #pussy the munir brothers with the shots #takenoteharvey #shitref #stillbetterthanjoematthews giggleswick away at the weekend #heavydrive jake brown at work #twat

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

first match tomorrow to start the season vs Bolton, 2pm KO at home, few debuts for the younger lads #letsfuckinghaveya #hackettisamanmountain #owenssisterisfit #jakeisapussy #lumsdenat10 #haydenatflanker #benwantscaptain #boltonareshit #weshagyourbirds #jokestheyredutty

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

important notice - if you some how don’t like this account and also have never seen the body parts of the opposite sex before, you can now follow, not aks music! you virgin, your mother thought rossall were gonna get out the group at rosslyn you weirdo, kmt

[NOTAKS1stXV @notfirstXV]

please keep faith, stick by your nation #dontwannagohome #itscominghome #nathanhasntgotaboner