anomalocaris

God’s most favored beast

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

Do you think lee pace and his husband know that they're saving themselves for me?

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

Still flushed an hour after sauna. Normal or death imminent?

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

@HotMonocyte this is common for people with low emotional granularity!

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

No I can’t “just work out without the eucalyptus towel” I’m not a barbarian

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

Sleep cycle fucked, impending sense of doom. I need a nexplanon made of adderall

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

Thank god I’m not straight or I wouldn’t have had the confidence to walk through midtown eating a vanilla soft serve cone as an adult man

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

July is for living like a beast

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

@BussyDynamite Not true

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

@klarnic_debt tactical baby carrier too damn

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

The idea of a guy taking DHT to cure his micropenis and ending up w the same dick but also bald

[BowTied Biohacker @BowTiedUM]

Saw headline and assumed she was gonna complain about it being too big

Must be the echochamber of DHT appreciators on here

DHT has been proven to cure micropenis in adults and DHT E has been patented for PE after a medical clinic had 40 patients grow 1-2 inches

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

@treteastonellis its the daraxonrasib

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

@AlexBores big fan of yours but bad call. hospital in the home is associated with lower mortality, lower readmission rates, AND lower cost of care. This is a professional organization fighting for the comfort of their members at the expense of patient wellbeing. https://t.co/IKs6FDmO7G

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

@klarnic_debt Maybe it doesn't generalize beyond Asheville but theres something so comforting about a bbq joint with a "you are safe here" sticker and glazed brussel sprouts. Perhaps the dining area is shared with a local brewery too.

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

Injecting research peptides but still skinny fat

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

@klarnic_debt risk is only significant if you're skinnyfat while you smoke

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

I love animal. 38 year old gay guy meat locker no dancing but I’ll show up

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

I am going to cum https://t.co/YLVPGwydNU

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

I was listening to the heated rivalry audiobook at PT the other day and was able to up my weight/reps/time on every exercise without it even feeling hard because I was so filled with scandal at listening to the two hockey players buttfuck in public

[anomalocaris @NotFjord]

over the past 3 months I have gotten remarkably less judgmental about polyamory/alternative relationships. I think it's chill now.

[Stayinyour Lane @barrettlane]

Ya know, maybe Amy Coney Barrett has a point