Yael

Scientist who yearns

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

I’ve got a hankering for sardines and baguette.

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

@Ikisnaakt I was just saying that I hate pump and dumps to someone else 🥲

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

@Ikisnaakt Great minds 🧐💭

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

I like to tell myself this happens more than once every few months to everyone 🙂‍↕️

[Twiggy @TallDumbTwunk]

Boy on grindr asked for pics then blocked me when i sent my album #whatdatmean

[Twiggy @TallDumbTwunk]

Boy on grindr asked for pics then blocked me when i sent my album #whatdatmean

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

Practicing my nonchalant bear face before going to bed promptly at 9pm

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

@NotFjord Call your PCP if it lasts longer than 4hrs is what I’ve heard.

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

Evil Korra is kinda….

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

She played Athena for context. I didn’t say that. I was lost in the mental picture if it all.

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

I wanna see the odyssey but I fear all I’ll think about is the senior girl whomst I lost my kiss virginity to in HS while playing spin the bottle at a drama club party whilst praying the whole time it would land on her brother.

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

@NotFjord Sorry I’m blessed with an even-keeled temperament.

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

I can’t tell if I’m anxious or have stomach problems.

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

The way I needed (need) him. My inner evanescence emo never healed.

[َ @castcredits]

promotional shoot for ‘Twilight’ (2008)

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

My new texture spray gives me anime rapscallion hair.

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

I say shit like “veritable panacea” in my scientific writing and everyone hates me for it.

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

@ikisnick Is Mexican the North American equivalent to European Dutch?

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

Boss’s friend in barged in while I took this

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

Still grieving my 6mo-missing toiletries bag with my Eau Rihla and Thé matcha fragrances 🥲 I’ll find you one day baby.

[Yael @HotMonocyte]

Bluesky refugee