spongebob stan

the gem of the greater boston area

[spongebob stan @shakeshackie]

open my instagram and another person is in japan 🫩

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everyday i see skeletor

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mayhaps thirst trapping will fix me

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woke up today feeling extremely evil and cursed

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2026 resolution: become crepuscular

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all perverts go to heaven

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delayed gratification pissing

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saw a guy at the gym with this physique and i did not know it was anatomically possible

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i need big tits NEEEOWWWWW

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giving a little moan at the gym to stand my ground

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it’s fagslop sunday!

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when i’m congested i feel like there’s a singular thread i can pull out from my nose and with it my entire brain will also come out and then my sinuses will finally be clear

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i will not succumb to short hair propaganda

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everyone around here walks and runs in the road. the people yearn for a carless suburbia

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neeed to be in chicago rn

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someone said “hello” to me in an unsettling fashion this morning and now i am affected

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need to date a gay guy who’s also into midwest emo

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this would’ve had the acapella community by the throat in 2019 so yes

[Sammy @samfz7]

Spiritually 2019 music

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if i could eat it i would