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in my 'knowing what song that is' era

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"your electricity usage is valid"
"people appreciate you and your energy saving habits"
"it's perfectly normal for your bill to be that high"

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@haebonk @Amtrak no place i'd rather be! except perhaps anywhere

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@Amtrak can I expect a mandatory location change tonight or am i doomed to live out the rest of my days in westsrn mass

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@haebonk @Amtrak emily i've been here for 5 hours which is 6 hours too many

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

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devastating news for people who send you Snapchat memories from 2019

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Two Saints Tavern has closed after 8 years next to the Northeastern University campus.

[offseason enthusiast @FightMass]

how quickly can he get to td garden

[✨spooky kelsey✨ @ksullzz]

phillies need to get more bisexual if they want to win again

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

The people in Boston hate you 😭

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@notriledup they have brains too you know

[riles @notriledup]

can not adequately describe the degree to which I was just outsmarted by a server at the macho bar

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@notriledup u wouldn't ben a drill

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@notmyssn oh

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this dutch oven was your gtandfather's and he would not shut the fuck up about it

[allypally @allypallyxcx]

omg there’s no way

[vivian @vivian39_]

Le wokisme

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inshallah they find him!

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

Niggas said finding habibi lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[diyu @haha_girrrl]

Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?

Me: Machine Learning.

Interviewer: What's 6 + 9?

Me: 0.

Interviewer: Incorrect. It's 15.

Me: It's 15.

Interviewer: What's 4 + 20?

Me: It's 15.

[clare @sadderlizards]

300 mg caffeine and no breakfast

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the concept of an emergency cheesesteak is so purely philadelphian, brings a tear to my eye.