twinkwrap supreme

metrosexual hater (he/him)

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

pussy from a girl who’s seen it all

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

@swtnur wait I didn’t know … that’s crazy

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

@swtnur Wait gag

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

we grown baby if i missed your birthday, just miss mine idgaf

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

metrosexuality on the rise. again.

[Layne Morgan @laynemorgan]

INEFFICIENCY AND FRICTION IS A BIG PART OF THINKING.

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

haven’t met one straight person in taiwan

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Not enough people know that drinking around nine cups of coffee before noon is healthy because the excess caffeine functions as a disciplined cavalry force sweeping through the lotus-eaters who lurk in the fog banks of your bloodstream and attempt to possess you with inertia

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

hold on there’s an eyelash in my third eye

[ingrid 🫧 @ingridattack]

What’s the US’s “fourth” city. NYC, Milwaukee, and Green Bay are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Madison, Racine, Minoqua, or maybe Chicago

[screenset, PhD @tjelesan]

queer bitches LOVE to say they’re “working on a zine” 🙄🤦

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

and he’d sleep on the floor bc he didn’t want to share a bed with you… like okay.

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

when you’d go on a trip in high school and it was like okay well I guess I’ll share a hotel room with a 14 year old skinhead. if I must

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

@swtnur Wish you had

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

tonight we let the slow cooker talk

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

any attempt I make at a russian accent sounds like minna hakkinen from veep

[peachjars² @idiotpeach]

party was so crazy last night the OSHA poster came out

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

@swtnur ???

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

somehow booked the bus that makes every conceivable stop in new england instead of direct to boston

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

@kneeloy I got $10 somehow

[twinkwrap supreme @samcox_183]

got told I “looked boyish” last night