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Usually fandom•Mostly danmei•sometimes NSFW🔞•many retweets•Nie Huaisang supremacy

[меч артура 🐜🚫 СПОЙЛЕРЫ СНЕЖНОЙ @sword_artur]

Меня бесит фраза "ао3 больше не нишевый, так что нужно подстраивать его под аудиторию" и ей подобные... Нет? Идите нахуй? Может вместо этого нормисы создадут свой собственный сайт и свалят наконец с ао3?? Никто не обязан под вас подстраиваться бля, ао3 это не коммерческий продукт

[˚✧ Star | Back in Banana Fish hell 🫩 @thelastdryad]

yall ever think about how Eiji found out? Do you think his phone was exploding with missed texts/calls after the flight home? A notification from Sing saying "I'm so fucking sorry"? A call from Max even though it's 3am in the States? Ibe pulling him aside to gently tell him?

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

Wdym people joining ao3 are reporting fics😭 bestie can I please refer you to the actual ao3 TOS lmao

[˚✧ Star | Back in Banana Fish hell 🫩 @thelastdryad]

Eiji Okumura: goes to America because he was depressed after breaking his ankle

Also Eiji Okumura: proceeds to get shot multiple times and returns to Japan in a wheelchair

[linnea 🌱 looking for representation @sololinneaa]

shane and ilya’s days at the cottage

artists note: please do not touch baby animals unless the mama gives you permission. :)

[oilily 🎀 @oililylou]

what if once a month peter parker had to deal with spider hormones #spiderman #brandnewday

[zafully💙 @Meryart6]

Los que dicen "ao3 es feo y poco original"

[kora @ilyasroza]

that first heated rivalry season 2 trailer is going to hit the timeline like CRACK

[kaz ♿︎🌻 | ot6 @loserkaz]

the voice cracks 😭😭😭 he really was just a kid 😭😭😭😭

[vv @trrack07]

They should make ao3 invite only again

[runiミ☆ @lunariste]

i always find it really endearing how everyone has that One™ danmei that they read for the first time and are just never normal about ever again. like from that point on there's just a pair of chinese dudes in your head and you can't do anything about it. sorry

[chitara @fr1mm4l]

naruto's biggest mystery being who's the one that's responsible for getting all the akatsuki members to sit down, do mani pedi & paint their nails before committing international terrorism & mass murder

[Libu 🖤🩶🤍💜 @LibuWangxian]

Lan Jingyi is proof that even if Wei Wuxian grew up in Gusu, he'd still be his carefree natured self. Those rules didn't stop Lan Jingyi, they won't stop Wei Wuxian.

[remi 🔑💍🏒🦈 @chibibinch]

jokes aside this is why ao3 exists because nearly every other option out there has ridiculous content rules

[eugene @qifreysgay]

#whoremembers

[bas ★ smau pinned @ilyalovshane]

no I said HIS Shane!!!!

[void🔮vamp ilya📌 @celestevoid]

the centaurs as a concept r incredible.

what do u mean u sent all the gay people onto one shitty joke team as punishment from the league, but better and better players kept turning out to be gay and getting exiled. and now u have gay hockey avengers team. u just have to laugh

[Dr. ~Quisty~ @meirit_olga]

Каждый раз когда кто-то убивается об кастомные теги ао3 мне хочется добавить к каждой своей работе еще ✨больше✨всратых✨тегов✨ (да, я из этих)

Но без шуток, простыня тегов типа «Персонажнейм is/has (э биг дик)» зачастую дает мне больше представления о работе, чем саммари.

[jay | arcadiant 💮 @arcadiant_]

This may snowball, but as someone deeply engaged with the political "side" of Banana Fish, I started posting because seeing the fandom so quiet even as the Epstein case popped off scared me. I knew I had no right to complain if I wasn't contributing, so I took up editing. 1/