Bro conducted a full geopolitical risk assessment, compared multiple conflict zones, calculated the risk-adjusted return, and still somehow turned it into a dating take.
This is what happens when Bloomberg Terminal meets Twitter.
Lebanese baddies are the most dangerous prey.
You either have to go:
Lebanon and get bombed by Israel
Dubai and get bombed by Iran
New York and get stabbed by a nig
Tbh the pussy is mid.
Not worth it.
Better to get drone striked in Russia for a Barbie doll.
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@okiTwits Two different occasions…. Madueke in Arsenal is a key player… but in Chelsea he was part of the foundation of Chelsea project and felt he should be taking some responsibility