Goodluck E. Johnny

A Parody Parodying a Former Parody. Inceptoparody.

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

Wait... Y'all are doing #upgradechallange and didn't call me? O! It's cos I win, right?

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

I see they've picked up my friend Raymond. Remember when I was telling you not to run that advert.

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

Ambode at a night club?! Someone should to tell him Nigerians don't want baby boy leaders...

If not, I'd still be President.

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

You are still my woman. My everything...

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

DAM, can't even enjoy stolen funds without waking me up!

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

My people! I never knew holidaying was so good! I mean besides the ones I took everyday while in office. So, what's been happening?

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

What Nigerians fail to realise is, I'm still president. When someone asks you, "who's your president?" You reply: not...

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

Just popped in to tell the story about some kids who passed their mock exams well then went on to fail the main exam. What happened?

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

There I was, chilling in my villa and then the ACs stopped working; no light! This' what you people go through?

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

Ever wondered why the handover venue is called Eagle Square?
Hint: might be cos it's where the money starts to take off.

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

I hope you Nigerians are happy, you could have had this much swag...

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

Don't tell Buhari but my handover note is basically a doodle of an Ijaw man shitting on the map of Nigeria; I want to surprise him.

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

Can someone please tell these Americans that corruption is not stealing! #FIFA

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

I can tell you, boreholes & #OneorTwoThings...

RT @notfaizzy: Petition NASS to reveal how N600bn was spent... https://t.co/uAgKHTEHjK

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

You Nigerians say I haven't done anything for the country but see how I've made black marketers suddenly desirable to women.

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

The APC really want to take everything from me but i'm like: just have Patience.

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

What! Orubebe joining the APC? I know I've been asleep for a while but surely i didn't miss the handover? These politicians ain't loyal!

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

Those asking for their money back after the #MayPac fight remind me of one President who ran for reelection, lost, now wants his money back.

[Goodluck E. Johnny @NotGoodluck]

Has Pacquiao called to concede defeat yet?

[Y! Online @YNaija]

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