Faisal A...

Husband to Damọla and father to a beautiful boy.

[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

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[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

@KlMBERLY_ Ted-cough-Cruz

[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

Till eternity, we must never forgive nor forget that this farcical ghoul parroted and supported genocidal policies, backed Keir, and was/is an accomplice to Israel's genocide. May he and the rest of that cabinet get their day at The Hague too.

[Wes Streeting @wesstreeting]

This is extremely welcome.

[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

Who’s up for a side quest to update Google Maps images of the gents' toilet at The Crown & Treaty Pub, Uxbridge?

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

When the right-wing vuvuzelas starts to bleat about something, it's the strongest sign that you're definitely on the right path. Fuck Palantir…

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

This is absurd. Palantir tech saves lives.

If the NHS can’t interpret its own data well it will continue to deliver substandard care.

In Florida, Palantir software has more than halved sepsis deaths. Down 68%. It spots trends early that humans can’t. Abandoning that for ideological reasons is *insane*.

[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

A further reminder that playing the lottery is haram.

[Board of Deputies of British Jews @BoardofDeputies]

The Board of Deputies of British Jews and London Jewish Forum have today launched a new five-year £1.5 million project funded by the National Lottery Community Fund to address structural antisemitism and inequalities in the health sector that impact the Jewish community.

[bat020 @bat020]

welcome to London under SHARIAH LAW

[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

I know it's sweltering and there’s a heatwave and whatnot, but I cannot get over seeing men carrying hand fans as they walk about; you used to go to war…

[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

good thing about that Dutch drubbing of Sweden is that a single mother in Amsterdam would have woken up knowing her rent wasn’t about to go up by 40%...

[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

What I love most about McTominay is that he had the chance to play for the 3 Lions, but from the start, he made it clear: “I’m a Scotsman!” #AlbaGuBràth

[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

Looking at tickets to Stockholm and I'm seeing prices north of £450 for a 2hr 30min flight! Bloody hell, what happened to 50 quid tickets to Europe?

[James @matkinsj]

Can we just fucking try some supply side ideas for the love of god you utter cunts?

[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

The absurdity of the UK is just ridiculous. I was turning on my AC in May, and now in June, I'm turning my heating back on…

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

People of God, I urge you: do not watch the new season of Jury Duty on the train or bus to work. Publicly laughing at your phone might cause others to think you're insane.

[Faisal A... @notfaizzy]

@RedRosa91940184 cc: @ToryFibs

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

[grumpy smurf @_Nosa_]

It’s not a rivalry if you don’t hate the other guys and wish them misfortune at every turn. The only reason you’ve missed out on this in the last 10-ish years is because City have no fans.