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Hillary Clinton: “Suicide him next”

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@JDShuttlesworth @ZachWLambert “I’m a Christian pastor in Texas…”

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🚨BREAKING: Tucker officially comes out of the closet during Pride Month.

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@googoodolls

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@JustinPetersMin @russellbjohnson is the GOAT! So pumped for this conference!

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@JDShuttlesworth “I’m putting the “jo” in Navajo”
- Johnathan Shuttlesworth 🤣🤣🤣

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Serious question for the MLB…

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@JDShuttlesworth I feel like a @KatieSouza111 video feature on Check the News would be a great prophetic plug to keep us in tune with all the wizards, warlocks, and George Costanza’s ploys against the believer.

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Red flags come in many forms, but one of the biggest is someone looking at a perfectly good ice cream cone and saying, “We can share.”

Share an ice cream cone?

Absolutely not.

If you ask me to split an ice cream cone I'll politely decline the ice cream, the relationship, and any further communication.

#ThoughtForTheDay

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November, here we come.

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@TheDemocrats No, this isn’t gay. This is democracy.

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@ThefaithfulCit3 @JustinPetersMin @grok Does the context of 1 Corinthians 9:18 unquestionably affirm that Paul did not charge people to hear from his ministry? And is there any place in the New Testament where a minister charged for ministry?

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@Wadgml25 @JDShuttlesworth Ohhhhhhh… good one… you really got him

*cue actual people getting healed of cancer*

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@TimoMartikain10 @Gabepluguez Timo: Spread love, not threats.

God: Therefore, whoever kills Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the Lord set a mark on Cain, lest anyone finding him should kill him.
Genesis 4:15

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@ChristnNitemare Correct. And it’s beautiful.

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@JDShuttlesworth @RealAmVoice Iconic and legendary!