GP

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[cav empty @cavempty_]

my boss added a custom ai generated gif of me being mauled by a lion to our teams app and HR says they don’t have the ability to remove it

[the destitute imbecile @mangomishap]

Dominos delivery tracker just sent me a picture of my dick i've never seen before

[Cory @Substituted_]

Probably my favorite online poker chat I’ve ever seen

[mark @lowbob_soypants]

told my doctor i’m on the shamrock shake diet and he bautista bombed me off the examination table

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

taking pills and pretending i’m in a zoom meeting with the beatles

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I met my wife on MyChart

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

*bouncing behind my wife on a pogo stick*
a divorce!?

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

getting bloodwork done at crumbl cookie

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

jelly roll makes music for people who come over and rile up your dogs

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

……

[ornstein @poopswag34]

Is it true the bus driver is allowed to touch your body

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

[Scratch @ScratchAE__]

Kieran Culkin: Sean Penn couldn't be here this evening...or didn't want to...so I'll be accepting this award on his behalf.

Sean Penn in Ukraine:

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Drake posts and deletes a Family Guy funny moments screenshot on his IG story:

“We forgive Peter every time but he never changes”

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

Wife and I have tried everything. Therapy. Fertility clinic. Our last hope is Gentlemelon