Grace Bourg

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My coffee and I have a game of hide and seek going. Where will I find yesterday’s coffee today?

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

I’m officially I hate driving in the dark years old #yourbrightsareon

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

My sink fills up with dirty dishes as quickly as Tim Allen’s beard in The Santa Clause grows back! #iminbigtrouble

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

I need an @AirTag_ for my iced coffee #ohtheplaceivefoundit

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

Finished cleaning up dinner last night and the anxiety of what we’ll have for dinner the next day was already creeping in. #makingdinnerblows

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

“Mom! Your contact was in the toilet! I got it out for you” #thanksben

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Quickest way to get kids to play with old toys. Pack them up to put in storage! #hotwheelsareback #makesmehappy

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

New form of teenager punishment, a 7 min 37 second live belting out rendition of @celinedion “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” #nexttimewithfriendsinthecar #thanksCeline #rememberedeveryword

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

I will forever be grateful we never started Elf on the shelf!

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

If you saw me in the Costco parking lot eating right out of my new tub of cookie dough just move along, nothing to see here

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

Ninth day of school and we already have our first puker!

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I actually just walked into the bathroom, saw the toilet seat up and said Thank You. Since it means I don’t have to sit down in boy pee!

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

Dad, I’m sorry about all the lights I used to leave on. I completely understand how infuriating that is now!

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

Not to brag but I can get ready in 1 1/2 “All too Well” 10 min (Taylor’s version). #taylorswift

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

Just driving trying to listen to Christmas music …
Ben: “I wasted half of my life in your belly!” #okben #notquitehalf

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

College should definitely have a class of 1,000 things you can make for dinner. That would be way more helpful than the accounting class I had to take twice.

[Grace Bourg @notgraceful13]

Kid at night: “My stomach hurts”
Me: “you’re going to school tomorrow “

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It’s official, I’ve finally used up all the access soap I purchased right before Covid for whatever reason.

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“Oh yeah Thor & Loki are brothers, but then they break up” #thanksben #makessense @Marvel

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Ok @Hersheys where are the Almond Joy eggs this year!?!? #notcool