call me pre-paperboy

Thanks for asking! I'm almost done!

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

When she says she really likes a guy who knows his way around a game of solitaire.

[Aubrey @AubsStrawbs]

When you go to the ΔΠΣ Christmas party then realize you don't know how to sorority squat 🙃

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

When your president has strong views about liberal comedy shows. #classicamerica https://t.co/n8PqIuPFHN

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just tried watching Saturday Night Live - unwatchable! Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can't get any worse. Sad

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

"My mom never likes my instagram posts."
-@EStein001

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

@SearsAuto @CelesteDavis17 *fights divine intervention with 10% coupon*

Sears the false prophet, everyone.

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

@AlexisEllyse like all those tweets you delete when you don't get enough favorites?

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

@AlexisEllyse you look different.

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

Woah #noth#ing like #a relevan#t rap #artist to get us #Millennials #FIREDUP for #sum #s#o#d#a #thirst. https://t.co/4l5GE4mdHd

[Sprite @Sprite]

Hey @LilYachty, no need to mine for #cool, #crisp, #refreshing, lemon-lime Sprite! It’s available at #YourLocalRetailer. #WannaSprite

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

When #you # like this #i c#an#'#t focu#s on #ho#w cool those #millennial kids #are https://t.co/Vs7lzvtsiT

[Sprite @Sprite]

Are these #cool #influencers being #influential? If you #WannaSprite, then the answer is yes!

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

@McDonalds @FatAndrewCarr

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

@McDonalds you can stop promoting your food quality plan now. I never asked you to do anything different with those McDoubles.

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

@justinbeisner I don't know how we'll communicate anymore.

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

@jdlaww that twitter pic.

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

@AlexisEllyse who would support this poll??

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

@victoriakenzie R U UP.

[coleboi @colecarpenter_]

When you shoot weddings but you still can't find love pt. 2

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

@MarriottWaikiki @hngrnthrst cornered by Marriott. No going back.

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

https://t.co/ETSW98GPvg

@aigkenham loves Pokémon. He loves it so much he promotes it.

[call me pre-paperboy @notgraduated]

@brnnmrs pug.

[Patrick Holman @Impatrickholman]

(@alextheyarrish) describing his encounter with the Ark Encounter
"Yeah, I mean it was big"