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small adult

[b @notguin]

mandatory bday selfies 🥳

[b @notguin]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 10 Dec 2013 (via @twi_age).

[b @notguin]

i know i’m so late to the party but hearing about the cryaotic allegations HURT. hindsight got me fucked up.

[b @notguin]

when you take away the right to abort unwanted fetuses it’s screaming quantity > quality. not pro life, pro filling the foster care system past it’s capacity and contributing to future crime rates so more people can fill these private prisons owned by the rich and powerful 🤩

[b @notguin]

if you really care about children go adopt some or donate to the foster care system cuz there are plenty that are already here that didn’t ask to be born into this shitty ass country. if you spew pro life yet don’t do anything about the lives that are already here wtf is you doin

[b @notguin]

my biological sperm donor rlly be trying me lmaooo

[b @notguin]

the same fuckin people who said my body my choice with the mask mandates are okay with taking away women’s rights

[b @notguin]

so you’re telling me the super mega vs jackson lawsuit is not one elaborate goof?

[b @notguin]

how’s it goin bros

[b @notguin]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 10 Dec 2013 (via @twi_age).

[b @notguin]

@boburnham thank god

[b @notguin]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 10 Dec 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Not Barack Obame @RealBarackObame]

@LilNasX Michelle and I had a great laugh at this THANKS Lil Nas X for your contribution towards society, you are invited to our honey moon in November

[b @notguin]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 10 Dec 2013 (via @twi_age).

[b @notguin]

🍭

[b @notguin]

yet whenever i say anything about being run down my mom always comes at me with that ‘that’s what happens when you’re an adult’ like bitch!! i haven’t slept for more than 5 hours in a month. at least you can sleep in on the weekend.

[b @notguin]

i much rather be working a full time job than being a full time student working 30+ hours a week. this shit is EXHAUSTING

[b @notguin]

ever been so bored you check your emails

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!