lush and neverending…

everything that I am seeking is seeking me. 🌷

[Lelo @lelowhatsgood]

we should be embracing getting older more. i think it’s so sexy.

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

Maybe it’s time to start gardening.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

😭😭😭✋🏾

[🚜🇺🇦Steve Blurryenko🇬🇧🦈 @TankieSlappa]

🤭

[Make waThandiwe🤍🌸 @MissLuwCxk]

Kusele tsine tinkanyamba🔥🔥

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

@Beau_tiful_mess Thank you so much. I appreciate how all of you guys who use Wanderport are echoing each other.

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

Hhayi guys, what WiFi service providers are y’all using besides EPTC?

In fact, may someone who has used both Jenny and Wanderport give me a comparison in terms of fees and internet speed?

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

@mgazi_mc imali ya Starlink itophumaphi Nkosyami? ☹️

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

@MfundvoK @temarrdee Oh? How long does it take now?

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

@Weli_Way Kepha yini ligama lawo? I’ll have to get them tomorrow.

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

My apps are threatening me with a trip to Japan on such a crucial weekend for the family. 😒

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

@MuziDee Lapho kusho my husband longikhumbula once a year. 😔

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

When good people die, batsi basishiya nabani lamhlabeni?? ☹️💔

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

@yeMvuyo Ngiyayala lena. ☹️☹️💔💔

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

☹️☹️💔💔💔

[Umnguni wasebuhleni @MrNBS001]

😭😭😭they apparently die before the world makes them bad people

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

A slice of cake won’t fix all my problems but let’s not underestimate its contribution

[M. @blndvnt]

listening to someone talk slowly and take forever to get to the point

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Zohran Mamdani's been in office 10 months and murders just hit a record low. Gee, turns out when you help regular people pay their bills, crime goes down. Who would've thought.

[Sysh @_Ndunge_]

Rumor has it that marketing is being rebranded to ‘engineering’ so that the boys can do it too. Just like programming was majorly a secretarial job done by women until it was rebranded to software engineering.

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

Umuntfu lolungile makahamba emhlabeni, the gloom in the world gets a little heavier. Yhooo! Haaaa-uh!!

[Mima @RealLifeGold]

I miss being in love but not enough to do it again.

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

@SamkelisoMakama 😂

[lush and neverending… @nothandom_]

Bafana labakushelako bayatsandza kushayelana. ☹️