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Fortune teller. Chicken sandwich enthusiast. Dick Cheney political opponent.

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Settle for nothing less than a better world.

[Stock Talk @stocktalkweekly]

*IRAN AGREES TO OPEN STRAIT OF HORMUZ IN RETURN FOR SPACEX IPO ALLOCATION

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@MixMamba35 @spurs How did you do it bro?

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@LakeShowYo

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@0xGeezer @LakeShowYo Update?

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@Drewokc4 @elsathora I guess the European mind will be able to comprehend onboard satellite internet a year from now.

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@elsathora @karleecam https://t.co/L3UcbBvN78

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@fiago7 Corn cob towers. 🌽

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@elsathora Starlink?

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

The World Cup tourists have discovered Buc’ees

[Magills @magills_]

“Visiting the USA for the World Cup. Everyone in America has been so nice!” writes the hottest European chick you’ve ever seen.

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@vlod @cafreiman Russia is part of Asia and Europe champ.

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@DSymonds__ @NickWatts You’re poorer than Mississippi, take a seat.

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Live footage of everyone trying to buy a house in the Bay Area

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

Colombia phoning it in with its derivative election; candidates are man who looks like Bukele who has Bukele’s politics vs man who looks like Trotsky who has Trotsky’s politics. A real microcosm of the ideological split in Latin America though - keeps it simple and easy to follow

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: AI consultant reveals a client accidentally spent $500,000,000.00 in a single month after failing to set employee limits on Claude usage.

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@Jason Pinkies are overrated.

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@MRWEVELAND @ESPNCleveland What about the next 3 games where they got blown out?!

[Magills @magills_]

Lunch costs $28 because you freaked out about the flu