urethra franklin

completely flat back of the head

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

urethra franklin

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

@kevinabstract Nutblushcitylimits

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

@bklynb4by MINON

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

@emilynussbaum BEST SONG EVER BY ONE DIRECTION

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

You’d be clugging a few cans too if you had my wife

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

not for long!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Leonardo DiCaprio is dating 25-year-old model Vittoria Ceretti, Page Six confirms.

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

@janemarielynch HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! YOU ARE AN ICON TO ME 💜🥳🎉

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

Alright that’s enough she needs to be stopped

[chart data @chartdata]

Taylor Swift is expected to surpass the GLEE Cast as the artist with the second most charting songs in Hot 100 history next week.

[Amanda Ach @amandaach]

Choosing which exclamation points to delete from my work email

[Jome ❤️ LA @Hot4Heidecker]

55 burgers 🍔
55 fries 🍟
55 tacos 🌮
55 pies 🥧
55 cokes 🥤
100 tater tots 🥔
100 pizzas 🍕
100 tenders 🐓
100 meatballs ☄️
100 coffees ☕️
55 wings 🍗
55 shakes 🧋
55 pancakes 🥞
55 Pastas 🍝
55 Peppers 🌶️
155 taters 🥔

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

@blumenfeld @jakeandamir sue right now.

[Colin @you_colin_me]

Austin Butler makes history as the first actor from Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure to win a Golden Globe!

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

I just want Dolly Parton to read me a bedtime story !!!

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

I am being informed by management that I should go to bed. Much to consider. Which one of you slimy bastards wants to try and tuck me in?

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

His core is crazy

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

@YeahOkayZach @ITYSL_memes @ITYSL Turbo Team

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Sweden's porn preferences vs radiation received from Chernobyl

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

@nicisatnite I’ll give as long as they don’t push lunch…

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

@tyler02020202 Sorry I just had Earth shattering diarrhea

[urethra franklin @nothankssrry]

I got blocked by @ITYSL because I implied Bozo didn’t do the dub