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@NigelGraz A newer release, She’s a Lamb! by Meredith Hambrock

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Women in Male Fields: some guy out there is having a bad self esteem day bc I’m in their queue of people who swiped right on them

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@EmmaTolkin Richard Kind had a really wonderful interview with Vulture a while back where he talked about doing so many roles for the love of the game but he also gets to help out smaller, indie makers.

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@vasilisonka It’s like they do one role for normies every once in a while but you know their whole heart belongs to these alt-roles.

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Can’t wait to get my hands on my dad and tell him he fucked me up by showing me WWE during my formative years bc this is why my type in men are just absolute jabronis.

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@dieworkwear Truly god’s bravest soldier out here

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At what point can I just tell a man he needs to ask me out or gtfo bc I am sick and tired of talking to him about dave grohl and have been since the start

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Drunk at 25: Text your ex
Drunk at 35: Order sheets from Quince

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Not to toot my own horn but I think I’m funnier than expected when you consider how little trauma I have actually endured.

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Can’t get a lobotomy; just gonna eat a brain worm and pray that it wiggles through the right part of my prefrontal lobe.

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@emilykmay Aretha thinks otherwise

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fulfilling tradwife fantasies but it’s just me restarting my farmville and cooking mama again

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@mAAdycity truly just playing a different game nowadays

[hannah @shamediarist]

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person

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“figuring out my dating goals” babe, you’re 34, figure out how to grow tf up!!!!!!

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@mAAdycity at least you know he’s white if he’s got you quoting jason mraz

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Nah but he's making a lot of sense

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a man recently told me he didn’t like that i identified as a “yapper” and he preferred “gabber” and this is the new frontier of identity politics

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Shohei Ohtani's dog Decoy "threw out" the first pitch 🤣💙

(via @dodgers)