shane m bainbridge

whatever

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

"You can guarantee 2% human DNA in hot dogs", spoken by my son while eating a hot dog immediately prior to becoming sick.

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@FoxNews @FoxNews Did you guys fire Cucker Tarlson? I didn't see the news on your fair and balanced website anywhere so i can't trust it's real!!

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@spookyblack yo homie where you at.

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@spookyblack yo c, @digitalleather wants to collab. You down?

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@WakeYBlake Millennial trash.

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@mudomahane Your workers should be wearing masks and gloves when they are demanding entrance into private home to check 4 gas leaks. Appreciate the work they are doing but don't like to be forced to break safety precautions in this time, in my own home, without a choice.

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@digitalleather Damn

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@WakeYBlake That happened recently?

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

Diminishing returns is a mindset

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@WakeYBlake The "huh" is why in the hell do you care??????

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@WakeYBlake Heard it was painful

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

Asbestos in Johnson & Johnson baby powder isn't great.

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

Kim Gordon

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

Didn't we used to call that freak "America's Mayor" or some shit? #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #swamp #GFY

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

#UPS sponsored ads in my Instagram feed are 100% ineffective and, honestly, quite awkward.

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@digitalleather nothing

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@WakeYBlake @tacojohns How dare you?

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

TJ's new look coming soon!! #freshvibez @tacojohns

[Taco John's @tacojohns]

The question you'll asking everyone in 2020: "Is that a Taco John's???" 😲 🧐 🤔 New looks coming soon. ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@tacojohns HOLY FUCK!!

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

@Rh0de1slandSlut But Joey doesnt rhyme with maybe.

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

Maybe a baby kangaroo.

[shane m bainbridge @nothardtosay]

Rule of thumb - no phone eating. Caught in the act - acceptable. Unwrapping and eating mid-conversation - rude at best. Starting an apple mid-conversation - WTF That hungry? Really??