haydon

lets go bunting mental
oh michael van gerwen
mercedes is going fast
internet sensation because wayne mardle replied to my tweet

[haydon @nothaydonok]

ferrari mechanics sat in the pit lane:

[haydon @nothaydonok]

thank the lord

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

UK Youth Parliament looks set to be axed https://t.co/MQ0TA8RHWs

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

“Where’s the Euro Tour this weekend?”

[haydon @nothaydonok]

nothing generational about being given pitstop priority despite not being the lead car. yet another robbery against george russell by mercedes

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@4kdvn Clear and obvious dive, this was a terrible decision from the referee.

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@brooklandser @PolitlcsUK yes, because the parliamentary standards committee and spokespeople for the house of commons are actively stopping any work being done on the palace solely because of this unauthorised filming.

do you not think that the people whose job it is to enforce rules will... do that?

[haydon @nothaydonok]

aura farmer in chief

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@realpeternunn this can’t be anything but ragebait SURELY

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@JunebugSunMusic the police weren’t going down the wrong side of the dual carriageway in probably a stolen car

[Live Darts @livedarts]

𝗕𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗨𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗚𝗚𝗟𝗘 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Stephen Bunting eventually sees off Oceanic qualifier Mal Cuming in the opening round in Wollongong despite 1⃣7⃣ missed darts at doubles 😬

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@andyburnham please mister prime minister have a word with curry's about this outrage.

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Am I missing something here, why is this toothbrush £800 at normal price

Does it brush your teeth for you or something? 🤣

[haydon @nothaydonok]

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@4kdvn beat that

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@4kdvn @EASPORTSFC Yes it does? How else would 280k people be playing right now

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@MrJamesMay what’s the verdict on the argentinians professor may

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@4kdvn @Google Hi Daniel,

I understand.

Sent from my carrier pigeon

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@4kdvn @Google That doesn't answer my question though, Daniel.

Sent from my typewriter

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@4kdvn @Google What if this was 1.2% instead?

Sent from my Smart Fridge

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@4kdvn @Google Hi Dan,

How do you know that 1.3% would buy it?

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Fold

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@4kdvn @Google Hi Dan,

This is interesting - thanks for filling in that blank.

How much would you be looking to charge for a subscription?

Haydon

[haydon @nothaydonok]

@4kdvn @Google What about the $220B lost from advertisers?