not_for_everyone

Mommy to 1 beautiful little girl. Diehard #Steelers fan. I cuss a lot. Honest when I shouldn’t be. Sarcastic af. Thoughts are random. 0/10 do not recommend me.

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

Bitch, don’t kill my vibe.

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

Pro tip of the day: Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight 🤷🏻‍♀️

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

I have so much to bitch about…I gotta jump back on Twitter, and that is the absolute last thing I wanna do…so at least I’ve hit rock bottom. There’s that.

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

@xoalbaceline_ Those people were not meant to be in ur world. They came for a brief moment to teach you a lesson…when you find your people, you will know them, and they will always be your people - no matter how much time passes or how far the distance. There is nothing wrong w/u, baby girl 😘

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

We really doing this again?!

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

@ESPNFantasy Umm, you guys do know that Arizona is playing…right?? 🤔

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

I just need this entire thread on my timeline…bc, omg 😂

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

Every man who's masturbated within the last week has a distinct smell to girls, and none of them realize we can all tell

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

@xoalbaceline_ Today is the day my kid dies 😂😂😂

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

All I want to do is eat breakfast, drink my coffee, and watch football. But no. Life hates me. My daughter locked us out of the house. #winning

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

Help me understand why? Children. Why??

[The Associated Press @AP]

A gunman attacked a child care center in Thailand and then fired from his car as he fled, killing more than 30 people, including two dozen children. The gunman, a former police officer, later killed his wife and child before taking his own life. https://t.co/KwWcc9EBg3

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

Sometimes, I wake up, I read the news…and all I want to do is go back to sleep. #RIPLittleBabies

[bodena @bodienw]

this is fucking insane... prayers for tua cause that franchise failed him

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

@NFL he should never have been on the field after last weeks concussion.

[PFF @PFF]

Prayers up for Tua 🙏

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

Death ain't nothin' but a heartbeat away
I'm livin' life, do or die, what can I say
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?
The way things is going, I don't know #RipCoolio

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

I need ALL the coffee. Preferably via IV. Now. I am coffee’s bitch. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

@FDRPower2thePpl Bahahahahaha! Ohhh, I am so stealing that! 😂😂

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

Just announced to my house that “I quit today.” My 3 yo responded, “that’s okay, mommy.” Lmao. Cool. Tomorrow can come anytime now. #donedone

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

Sending out a plea on behalf of dogs everywhere…please, don’t name us “Baby.”

[not_for_everyone @nothing2c__here]

@xoalbaceline_ Cats can be such assholes 😂😂
I also miss you…tell your cat to take a seat! I’m next up for cuddles 🥰