Gus the Donkey

Lowbrow humor at highbrow prices! C'mon, I'm a magic donkey.

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@ISACANews Hello from Chicago

[Sport Clips Haircuts @SportClips]

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[Kicks @kicks]

GIVEAWAY PT. 3: RT this tweet and follow @kicks for chance to win these Jordan 1 Retro “Off White Jordan” #kicks! Winner will be messaged on January 15th. Good luck‼️

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

It's #PatsHatFriday!

RT to enter to win a knit #Patriots @NewEraCap. Rules: https://t.co/OSmC79hl9U

[Funko @Funko]

RT & follow @funko for a chance to WIN a @Target exclusive Chuck Norris Pop! & Tee (size M)

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@LocalH I know how Scott feels about cell phones (LIVE IN THE NOW!). But this is a cool pic. #onlyseenlocalh18times

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When do we start seriously considering Baez as this year’s MVP? #ElMago @javy @Cubs

Keep it up Javy!

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@LenKasper When do we start talking about Baez as an MVP candidate?

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The chicken and Italian sausage I grilled out for the 4th of July was a big hit!

#meattwo

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@MarkGiangreco7 the Flashdance shower scene. Nice! #flashdanceshowerscene

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@GeorgeTakei Imagine the backlash if you would have posted this same tweet for Obama but changed the skin color. Hypocrite.

#SOTU #HollywoodHypocrites

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ME: I’d like to cancel my service.

AT&T REP: Can I ask why you’d like to cancel your service?

ME: it’s not you...it’s me

[COMPLETE SILENCE]

ME: Sorry.....can you add Cinemax to my order?

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@DIRECTV Pouring coffee on yourself never looked so fun…damn you.

Quite the mess I have to clean up. #totallyworthit

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Where are all the protests and pink pussy hat Marches in Hollywood? Where is the outrage?

#HarveyWeinstein #KevinSpacey

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@lenandjd Do you guys know the exit velocity of that Strop ball?

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That @IAMJHUD (Jennifer Hudson)commercial always bothers me that this poor guy is trying to make it big & she comes & steals the spotlight.

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@MetroChicago I'll clean the toilets immediately after each use to get into tonight's show. #foofightersmetro

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@lenandjd line of the night: "There was a "pudding head" Jones! - JD

I'm still laughing....

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The same guy just pulled out a Japanese anime comic book in black and white. My new hero. #cdwalkmanguy #trainstories #trainfolk