Andrew Neff

Scientist. Beer snob. Professional marshmallow roaster.

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@PatMcAfeeShow when ya havin @jflow41 on the progrum to talk @finalfourcast and the TBT semifinals?

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@WilshireRoyalty I was thinking I’d have you as a guest to give the let it marinate at 5am perspective

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Thinking about starting a podcast called Group Poop where I bring friends on to talk about their dumps

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@thatkidbeans Should probably have a dermatologist check that out. Sounds like a nasty rash

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@thatkidbeans I read somewhere the California is requiring women to get a warning label tattooed on their pelvis because of this

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THANK YEW @bubbagumpino

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@NPR POOP SLEUTHS - band name called it!!

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I used to think I enjoyed flying, but a four hour flight during sober October has me realizing I just enjoyed getting drunk in airport bars.

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Not sure why I thought my friends would be useful here. Should have reached out to @PatMcAfeeShow @ToneDigz @bubbagumpino

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@BahamasMusic Larry is keeping the mic warm. Where ya at?

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Can’t wait for @MountainStage tonight to see @BahamasMusic again. We partying at the Empty Glass afterwards again this go round?

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The cat just brought a live mouse into the house through the doggy door (weird, I know) to toy with and I had to channel my inner Tom and smash it with a frying pan #RIPJerry

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@thatkidbeans Probably cause she wanted to talk to you but yo ass never answer the damn phone

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Immediately upon walking out of the studio, I noticed @PatMcAfeeShow messing around with the pigskin… Had to put him on the spot

I’d say this is good news for his #SameGameParlay tonight… Retweet for a chance at $500

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#American cheese is the best cheeseburger cheese and I will fight you if you disagree

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Why WVU still plays zombie nation before games and not Sandstorm by Darude baffles me

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Ellen’s Espresso Oreo is better than any Ben and Jerry’s flavor

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The power going out at work isn’t nearly as exciting when you work from home

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Is it just me or is John McEnroe just a Kenny Mayne deep fake?

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@LandBeforeTom I feel like Steve needs to know he can get these at the Patrick St drug emporium