POLL TIME:
How we plan to exit this project:
A) Fake a @Binance listing rumor
B) Say “big news soon” and disappear
C) Pivot to dog NFTs
D) Just accept that this is our life now
99.999% "KOLs" right now in the memecoin space
📜 1. Make a token.
📜 2. Do absolutely nothing.
📜 3. Hope it moons.
📜 4. If it moons, pretend it was part of the plan.
📜 5. If it dumps, make another meme token. 🔥😂
I finally decoded how to become the biggest memecoin ever. :)
Step 1️⃣: Post a CZ meme
Step 2️⃣: Say “big things coming” without details
Step 3️⃣: Buy our own dip 🤡
Step 4️⃣: Get listed nowhere
Step 5️⃣: Enjoy the ride to Valhalla 🚀🔥
🚀 2025 Strategy:
✅ Post a random roadmap with zero deliverables
✅ Announce mystery partnerships with no proof
✅ Make a token for the culture
✅ Moon (hopefully)