☆p0rnstarmartini☆

Shit talk.

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“Hollywood hates religion”

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I just want @ladygaga to keep screaming at me🧟‍♀️

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I miss Ministry🥀

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Yes.

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“That’s why you always swallow a sword slowly.”

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“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like Kool & The Gang”- husband🔐

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I live for Martin Scorsese’s eyebrows.

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I love that the way to my grandpas heart is Sergio’s croquetas🩵

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The coffee shop is playing Leonard Cohen🖤🎃🍂

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Yall ever wonder what ever happened to your high school drug dealers?

[A$AP Andre @andreina_espi]

happy birthday queenie

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I’ve become cold brew’s biggest bitch.

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Had a sexual experience with Cracker Barrel this morning🥞

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I can’t stop crying today. Luteal phase in major effect.

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Literally just finished a coke zero + espresso martini and crashing⚡️

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I could chug caffeine and still pass out.

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I want Lil Wayne to pass me the blunt🚼

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Not me bawling my eyes out during The Prodigy set🛐

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God luck and Good speed