America Singer

“Maxon, I didn't kick you in the groin because you're not ginger, you're not ginger because I kicked you in the groin” | The Selection Parody |

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

|| I hate speaking from the writer's point of view instead of the character's, so I'll keep this message to the minimum.

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

Maxon: you kicked me in the groin
Me: yOu kIcKeD mE iN tHE gRoiN

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

When there's no more strawberry tarts left

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

On a date with @KickedByDear

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

It was the THIGH OH MY GOD https://t.co/IA068Xxr2k

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

Causes of death...
America Schreave: strawberry tart overdose
Maxon Schreave: groin kicked by the strawberry tart addict

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

Love you too. https://t.co/ePTN3o7tPT

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

@ Maxon

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

Happy birthday to the beautiful @_lianunez !

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

Maxon: you're not allowed to have any more strawberry tarts you had 50 already.
Me: .....
Me: welcome to your tape.

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

Apparently my password is StrawberryTarts with capital letters? To think I've been typing strawberrytarts and getting the error message smh.

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

I'm sorry for not being on much. I'm too busy being queen #jokes #forgotmytwitterpassword

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

You should've died instead of Celeste. https://t.co/SUK5oz8LMT

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

My prayers are with the families who lost their loved ones in Orlando and Lebanon.

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

#wastehistime Make him fall for you then kick him in the groin.

[Elise Whisks @EliseWhisks]

Please follow @YAbookcorner for great 📖 reviews on #yabooks and updates on ALL #YoungAdult items #TV #films #fangirl

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

[Makes mermaid and underwater noise.

To celebrate "The Siren”]

[The Selection Series @TheSelectionUS]

We navigate the world of The Siren?!
Kiera first day of the signing at Barnes & Noble! The Siren is now available.

[Elise Whisks @EliseWhisks]

Happy Book Release to @kieracass beautiful cover! Enjoy Reading it my fellow book nerds! #TheSiren

[Kiera Cass👑 @kieracass]

#TheSiren is out in 1 week, people. 1 WEEK! I advise you to avoid open waters until then. I don't want anyone getting eaten. #spoilers?

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

@Celeste_Newsome that doesn't EVEN MAKE SENSE

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

Those are called farts, Celeste. https://t.co/9pBwj2wY2Y

[Celeste Newsome @Celeste_Newsome]

@NotHisDear It's possible.