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[South Jersey Underground @SJUndergroundSB]

Presenting the graphic for the South Jersey Smash Ultimate PR for Q1 2026! Thank you to everyone who competed down here last season, here’s to another incredible season to follow, and time for ice cream!

[The Ab Alt @noThisIsAbner]

@HunterWinthorpe Holy shit congrats man! I hope you are able to find a balance between job and smash but ofc prioritize your career! Good luck in your future endeavors and I hope this part of your journey takes you to a new chapter that can bring you joy! I hope I get to play you again someday!❤️

[The Ab Alt @noThisIsAbner]

“Make Incineroar slower” BROS THE SLOWEST IN THE GAME LIKE HUH WHAT ARE WE SAYING, 1/2 REASONS THIS CHARACTER SUCKS IS HIS ASS SPEED

[jager @jagerssbu]

character changes I want in smash 6

[The Ab Alt @noThisIsAbner]

Yo why was the dub of this like top tier, doto a different kind of human for that

[The Ab Alt @noThisIsAbner]

I like how everyone here has a professional looking picture then there’s just Riddles. No flame to Riddles its just funny

[LVL UP EXPO @LVLUPEXPO]

🏆 There is so much on the line and so much to settle next week at LVL UP EXPO 2026!

All of these players and so, so many more are coming to face-off in our many FGC and Smash Bros. Ultimate brackets!

Join the competition 💪sign up ➡ https://t.co/5cOt50djzG

[The Ab Alt @noThisIsAbner]

@PhillyRankSSBU @BeatyBean3965 “TJ13”

LETS FUCKING GO TJ

[The Ab Alt @noThisIsAbner]

@FinallyRJ Idk what the chuds are saying but we love you RJ

[The Ab Alt @noThisIsAbner]

What being a tristate 0-2er is like watching everyone argue with each other on twitter rn

[The Ab Alt @noThisIsAbner]

@PoppinSSBU @Hikari7653 Dont be sleeping on mudskip dude is nasty on the mewtwo, pretty sure he has a Ling win too

[131 xavier @xavierssb_]

I AM THE FIRST IN THE WORLD TO EVER GET TO DAY 600+ ON TSAR BOMBA FOR 60 SECONDS REATOMIZED AND BEAT MY OLD RECORD BY 28 DAYS

IDK HOW THIS HAPPENED LMAO BUT LFGGGGG

[South Jersey Underground @SJUndergroundSB]

Announcing the South Jersey PR Q1 2026 Results! Congrats to everyone who made it on this season!

1. Tweek
2. A9
3. Vince
4. Noodl
5. Xavier
6. Hoo D. Nii
7. Ashen One
8. Dyla
9. LittleMacMain
10. Antonio

Others Receiving Votes: Ham Burrito

[Center Stage @Center_StageSSB]

whelp, this was not an easy decision but one that needed to be made.

https://t.co/3i85GiSCR1

[The Ab Alt @noThisIsAbner]

I give up on the job search. I stg Indeed and every other job board either has hidden mmr or im shadow banned cuz this shit is disgusting. I’ve been rejected or ghosted from every IT job I’ve applied to and every morning shift job is either sales or warehouse job like fuck that���

[131 xavier @xavierssb_]

HEY IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IM HELPING RUN THIS AWESOME TOURNAMENT FOR CHARITY

$1000 FOR ULTIMATE $500 FOR STREET FIGHTER 6 COME TAKE OUR MONEY

APRIL 4TH THIS SATURDAY LINK IN REPLIES GO SIGN UP THERE'S WENDYS IN THE SAME BUILDING

RT PLEASE OR YOU'RE EVIL! IT'S FOR CHARITY 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[The Ab Alt @noThisIsAbner]

all i wanted to do was mute the messed up audio in the rowan 10 year anniversary vod, but because the vod is 7 hours long this shit taking forever to render lmao. I started to render this at 6am and 17 hours later its at 12%. Yall waiting a couple days until this shit ready lol

[Collision Gaming Series @CollisionSmash]

It's 'bout time we saddled back up.

We're partnering with @RiderE_Sports and @TCNJLionsGaming once again for Royal Stampede!

With a $1000 smackeroo pot bonus for Ultimate and $500 for SF6, it'd be a damn shame to miss out on this here rodeo.

📋https://t.co/NGojpY8JZ9

[131 xavier @xavierssb_]

I GOT THE EASY WORLD RECORD AND I NOW HAVE ALL 3 APOCALYPSE RECORDS

THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS EVER HAD THE WORLD RECORD IN ALL 3 DIFFICULTIES

8/12 LONGEST SURVIVAL RECORDS I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD

[The Ab Alt @noThisIsAbner]

@xavierssb_ Yo no way I missed this. Fucking goat activity🐐🐐🐐🐐

[The Ab Alt @noThisIsAbner]

@xavierssb_ 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[131 xavier @xavierssb_]

I JUST GOT THE LONGEST 60 SECONDS REATOMIZED RUN EVER AND DESTROYED THE MEDIUM WORLD RECORD

642 DAYS SURVIVED

I NOW HAVE 7/12 LONGEST SURVIVAL WORLD RECORDS I JUST NEED THE LITTLE BOY RECORD AND I WILL BE THE FIRST PERSON TO HAVE ALL 3 APOCALYPSE RECORDS AT ONCE LFGGGGGGG