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PLEASE DON'T CALL THE INTERNET POLICE

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IOWA FUN FACT:

THE WAVE IS HOW WE THANK OUR GRACIOUS DONORS AND BOARD OF REGENTS FOR THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THEY’VE PERSONALLY RAISED FOR FREE HEALTHCARE AND THE BEST HOSPITALS ON THE PLANET!

WHAT’S THAT? I’M LYING?!

UHHHHHHH....FREE T-SHIRTS!

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BALLER ALERT:

BRUCE HARRELD AND GARY BARTA ARE TAKING TURNS SUCKING ME OFF IN THE PARKING LOT! HOW MANY KNOCK-OFF NIKE BACKPACKS SHOULD I ASK FOR WHEN THEY’RE DONE???

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@uiowa UNVEILS A BOLD NEW SOLUTION TO PROTECT THE MARCHING BAND:

CARGO CONTAINERS!

I’M GLAD THE MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR UNIVERSITY WE’RE GOING INTO DEBT TO ATTEND IS WILLING TO SPEND A LITTLE EXTRA TO KEEP US SAFE!

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PAT GREEN CUM TRIBUTE

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MY "BUDDY" IS PERFECTLY SIZED FOR TRANSPORTING WHOLE 30-PACKS OF DELICIOUS LIGHT BEER

[Hawkeye Marching Band @HawkeyeBand]

Last night, we introduced a new “buddy” system for all of the new members of the #band139. Welcome! We’re glad you’re here!

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@NotHMBLibrarian @NotHMBMellies @notHMBsousies @Not_LKK @nothmbtrumpets @HMBPatGreen I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

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IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE HMB, I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN I RIP PANTS

[Hawkeye Marching Band @HawkeyeBand]

HMB builds connections that last a lifetime. HMB members/alums/ friends + family—Tell us how HMB has impacted your life. #WhyHMB #1DayforIowa
https://t.co/efJgpLxVz1

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@FlNGER_GUNS @NotHMBLibrarian @Not_LKK WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS DISRESPECT

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NOT TOO MAD ABOUT THE RACIST JAB, WE’RE A TOP CONTENDER IN THAT FIELD, BUT THEIR RESEARCH WAS AWFUL!

CHIEF BLACK HAWK? WE’RE NAMED AFTER A FICTIONAL NATIVE AMERICAN INSTEAD!

I’M NOT QUITE HOW THAT MAKES IT BETTER, BUT YOU’D THINK THEY’D BE BETTER AT RECOGNIZING RACISM!

[For Whom the Cowbell Tolls @mstatesports]

Racism, oatmeal, and Ashton Kutcher. Iowa you have given us so much. https://t.co/CSseTKjUrX

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M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-PEE-PEE-I

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DO THE ALUMNI STILL COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW THE BAND WAS SO MUCH BETTER BACK IN THEIR DAY?

IT’S A LITTLE HARD TO HEAR ALL THEIR POINTLESS BICKERING IN OUR TRACKSUITS!

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@Cusimaniac WHOOPSIE! WE’LL PUT SOME QUOTATION MARKS AROUND IT INSTEAD!

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WE MIGHT HAVE LOST TODAY, BUT LET US REJOICE IN OUR MORAL SUPERIORITY!

UNLIKE PENN STATE, NONE OF OUR STATUES WERE GIVEN THE SADDAM TREATMENT AFTER YOU KNOW WHAT!

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@GoodeTalk JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT ANIMAL BUSH LOOKS LIKE! CHECK OUT THIS AUTHENTIC PHOTO I TOOK OF HIM YESTERDAY!

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WHO’S READY FOR SOME HAWKEYE MUDDING BAND TODAY? YEE YEE!

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@Cusimaniac THE OLD HMB FIELD? NEVER HEARD OF THEM! IS THAT A LOCAL BAND?

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JUST FOUND AN OLD PHOTO OF THE HMB BEING FORCED TO MARCH ON THE MUDDY FIELD TODAY! AMAZING HOW LITTLE HAS CHANGED!

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GLAD TO SEE THAT OUR TROMBONE SECTION IS GETTING SOME EXPOSURE!