Evil Plant Daddy

but also sometimes sad plant daddy

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

@notkeithwhitley i see cute pictures like this and just think of how i’m allergic to grass

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

white people be going to hawaii nefariously

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Pray for all men . They are under attack by our enemy the devil

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

if you wear under armour i just assume you’re a cop or in the military

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

hantavirus is stored in the balls

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

at the gas station farting loud as hell

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

@calla_ow nah i be tweakin

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

i’m standing at the courtney barnett concert on twitter

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

beers 1-3 work like an energy drink and after that they begin to work on a diminishing return scale

[miss up da score @deeeedeesmind]

And if you got a fat ass, I am going to look

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

It makes me sad that he’s been ringing the alarm of climate disaster for decades and everyone is just like ‘aw what a sweet old national treasure’ and ignoring him

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

the world will be in its worst state imaginable and here comes the fucking met gala

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Spirit Airlines has shut down after 34 years.

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

@hotchipandlie_ @2dilly2dally he’s got heart tho

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

@hotchipandlie_ okay but what about @2dilly2dally ?

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

thinking about winona ryder with the milk on her tiddies

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

thinking about winona ryder with the milk on her tiddies

[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

i hope that murdering pedophile rots